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| Fbodfather | "There is no such thing as an ugly Fbody....only some less fortunate than others......" | | |
| Proud2bSS | "To err is human...but driving anything other than an fbody is unforgivable" | | |
| BADWS6 | Pontiac FireBird the other F-Body | | |
| msfyter | LUNCH? .....How about IN&OUT? | | |
| msfyter | All bow down to the monkey god | | |
| xero | Warum serviert man amerikanisches Bier kalt? Damit es von Urin unterschieden werden kann! | | |
| CamaroSCG | He'll get a fair trial, followed by a fair hanging!-Judge Roy Bean | | |
| CamaroSCG | The sands of time were eroded by the river of constant change-early Genesis song | | |
| CamaroSCG | A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. | | |
| CamaroSCG | I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" across the front of it. So I guessed "Implants?" She hit me. | | |
| CamaroSCG | I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up real fast. | | |
| CamaroSCG | I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. | | |
| CamaroSCG | I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. | | |
| CamaroSCG | A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" | | |
| CamaroSCG | The daily beatings will continue until moral improves around here! | | |
| CamaroSCG | I sleep with the window open because my bowling ball only has two holes. | | |
| CamaroSCG | The shortest distance between two people is a smile. | | |
| CamaroSCG | There is in fact more earth than sea. | | |
| CamaroSCG | I know what I like, and I like what I know-early Genesis song | | |
| CamaroSCG | In silence and darkness, we held each other near that night and we prayed it would last forever.-Genesis song | | |
| CamaroSCG | The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. | | |
| CamaroSCG | If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? | | |
| CamaroSCG | Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-laws. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Dream as though life will go on forever, but live as though it might end tomorrow. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Say what you mean and mean what you say. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Your world is what you make it. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. | | |
| CamaroSCG | I used to get up a half-hour before I went to bed, but with DST, now it's a hour! | | |
| CamaroSCG | Without honesty, you don't have trust. | | |
| CamaroSCG | There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and chithead's. :) | | |
| CamaroSCG | A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. | | |
| BULIE | 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions | | |
| BULIE | down with negativity | | |
| CamaroSCG | Duct tape is like the Force--It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Alarm clocks need to live on the far side of the bedroom , too many of them have grown wings and learned how to fly , when they live on my bedside table. | | |
| CamaroSCG | Computers are enough trouble on their own...whoever thought to put them in a car was outta their mind. | | |
| CamaroSCG | No one should look down on another person except to help them up. | | |
| CamaroSCG | In life, we all have differences, strengths and struggles. Focussing on people's strengths and beauty takes you so much further than looking for ways to judge others. | | |
| 97V6Firebird | Go Fast or Go Home | | |
| SLCKLS1 | Oops, I broke it again. | | |
| CamaroSCG | You will never hit your thumb with a hammer if you hold the hammer with both hands | | |
| CamaroSCG | Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, I guess I won | | |
| CamaroSCG | Dip me in chocolate and toss me to the lesbians | | |
| ThisNameReserved | Corvette license plate holder with a 50 y/o driver: "The more hair I lose, the more head I get" | | |
| ThisNameReserved | No matter where you go, there you are. -Buckaroo Bonsai | | |
| ThisNameReserved | 4 out of 5 Dentists agree. The 5th one's a jerk. | | |
| MMMM_ERT | It's not personal... | | |
| MMMM_ERT | Shining the light on the c0ckroaches to see them scramble since 2001. | | |
| MMMM_ERT | Monogamy is not a lack of other women; it's expertise in one. | | |
| msfyter | I am a crack smoker......DH | | |
| msfyter | Pete and I are very responsible....anything happens WE are responsible | | |
| msfyter | You can not negotiate with gravity | | |
| MMMM_ERT | It looks like a Pinto! (trademark) | | |
| msfyter | Welp.......Im back in an Fbody | | |
| msfyter | fool me once,shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. | | |
| msfyter | Pete was here | | |
